"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up." -Woody Allen
"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." -Norm Crosby
"At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can't tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me." -Barnaby C. Keeney
"People who laugh actually live longer than those who don't laugh. Few persons realize that health actually varies according to the amount of laughter." -James J. Walsh
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you." -Franoise Sagan
"It is a fabulous country, the only fabulous country; it is the only place where miracles not only happen, but they happen all of the time. " -Thomas Wolf
"This is probably the source for: It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves." -James Shirley
"Living never wore one out so much as the effort not to live. " -Anais Nin
"I listen to the police band on my CB radio. Once I dialed 911and dedicated a crime to my girlfriend." -Steven Wright
"Courage is facing your fears. Stupidity is fearing nothing. " -Todd Bellemare