"After enlightenment, the laundry." -Josh Billings
"We can be knowledgable with other men's knowledge but we cannot be wise with other men's wisdom." -Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
"When a company or an individual compromises one time, whether it's on price or principle, the next compromise is right around the corner." -Zig Ziglar
"Fear less, hope more Whine less, breathe more" -Swedish Proverb
"Even paranoids have real enemies." -Delmore Schwartz
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows." -Helen Keller
"By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community." -Oscar Wilde
"You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips" -Oliver Goldsmith
"We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction." -Aesop
"A friend is the only person you will let into the house when you are Turning Out Drawers." -Pam Brown