"All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner; but they disbelieve the other nations's professions, rightly measuring its sincerity by their own." -Oscar W. Firkins
"The dung beetle, seeing its child on the wall, thinks it sees a pearl on a thread." -Arabic Proverb
"What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command." -Henry Havelock Ellis
"Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice." -Richard Harris
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything." -Steven Wright
"The quality of moral behaviour varies in inverse ratio to the number of human beings involved." -Aldous Huxley
"Making the simple complicated is commonplace making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity." -Charles Mingu
"Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so." -John Stuart Mill
"It is in the compelling zest of high adventure and of victory, and in creative action, that man finds his supreme joys." -Antoine De Saint-Exupery
"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." -Jack Handey Deep Thoughts